- Oscar winner: “this award belongs to everyone”
- That dick that keeps correcting you in class: “I’m so gonna fail”
- Casino slogan: “everyone’s a winner”
- CEO: “we’re one big happy family”
- Psychologist: “acknowledging it means you’re half way there”
- Anyone: “I was drunk, I didn’t know what I was doing”
- PEd@phi_le253: “I love pokemon too, want to meet up?”
- Boyfriend: “this won’t hurt”
- Japan: “it’s for science”
- Surgeon: “you have nothing to worry about”
- Golden palace: “tradition chinese food”
- Australia: “we have a rich and colourful history”
- Customs agent: “I’m not being rude”
- Environmentalist: “We’re destroying the Earth”
- Chnag chun-hsiung: “We’re not Chinese”
- Priest: “not with your teeth Timmy, otherwise you go to hell”
- DFO: “retail prices!”
- Rugs-a-million: “We’re closing down”
- Locksmith: “you’re lock is weird”
- Psychic: “I knew it”
- Police: “We have our top men on the job”
- University admin: “we’ll get it done very soon”
- Ex: “we can still be friends”
- Girlfriend: “Anything’s fine”
- Gambling addict: “one last time”
- Blonde: “I think…”
- McDonald’s employee: “I’m loving it”
- Mom: “tell me and I won’t hit you”
- Me: ……………………………. figure it out
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